Howdy fellow Texan!

I dont have to be stabbed in the eye with a pen to know I wouldn’t enjoy it.

We have this ridiculous system at my work. Knives are prohibited, but get through all the time, tape measures and water bottles really piss it off though.

Might want to fix that typo there.

My ex wife.

This may surprise you, but “white supremacists” 🙄 Aren’t all that fond of the jews, regardless of their skin tone.

Or, if you’re not a moron, you can Firefox, and ublock that shit.

Well that’s mighty White of 'em! Are they gonna provide the tools, and not void the “warantee” if you look at their products funny?

It’s OK to grab them though, right?

That’s a fuckton of inbred hippos.

Just leave it on for whatever runs your phone calls. I emabarrasingly discovered that the phone app NEEDS microphone access lol.