Think of the same twenty or so reposted questions on r/askreddit week after week, and as long as I don’t see those I’m happy. What I love most about this community is people seeking very specific information or help on a given issue and actually getting it.

That being said, I’m also a habitual shitposter. I get a laugh out of seeing and posting questions like that and I hope people like to use them to either play along with the joke or use it to make a good point.

When I was about 13 I got into a deep-feelings conversation with my mom and then she started talking about how hard it was having enormous breasts and I after that I just stopped speaking to everyone.

Slave owners sure were an uppity bunch weren’t they?

The King of England narrowly escaped from what I remember…

I have a home safe that doesn’t lock properly. To replace it would cost me everything that I’d put in a home safe.

Shitty five dollar frozen pizzas are better than so-called “gourmet” pizzas.

I feel like this was a lot more common ten or fifteen years ago, at least around here. Anymore most of the car stickers I see are either some political shit or about their dogs.

Yeah.

Anything by Douglas Adams, Kerouac, Ferlinghetti, music history textbooks, Samurai Jack slash fiction, public restroom graffiti, HVAC technical manuals, and the comment sections on porn sites.

Mayonnaise was gone before I even had time to react!

I was the victim of a drive-by ketchupping.

Deer hate you and are trying to kill you.

I am waiting for Country to finally throw off this hick ass pseudo-nationalistic redneck caricature bullshit clown suit and get back to its roots as a genre that tells hard stories about real life.

Oh mine is very simple and not much to ask at all: I just want pure, unlimited, godlike omnipotence.

I promise to use it in every irresponsible way imaginable.

I like this place because it’s a work in progress and because of all its perceived imperfections.

I’m an old GenXer who remembers AOL chat rooms and Usenet. Each featured a small cluster of folks you’d talk with each day and thought of as friends. Reddit offered that kind of connection once, but now it’s become a monolith that believes its own hype. Not to mention the infestation of bots and trolls that no one cares enough to do anything about because engagement is engagement.

I’m new here so I’m still learning my way around but I like this way better. I have more control over what and who I see, the memes are fresher, and the communities feel more human.

“Guys we need to have these textbook illustrations in by the 30th”

“Just let the intern do it. He seems eager.”

We can pay them in memes.

I’ll take a slightly different angle.

Assuming that my new homeworld is inherently aggressive and conquest-oriented, a make the case to spare Earth for the time being. Instead, begin a program of infiltrating and integrating into human societies with the goal of influencing technical and social advancement to make them as aggressive and warlike as us. It would not be difficult to do given humanity’s natural proclivities. When the time is right, introduce ourselves, form an alliance, and use them as front-line cannon fodder for future conquests.

I would dress up as a piece of paper on which is written the official Webster definition of “less.”

Or just go naked. Either works.

Sure was a lot of spare track in that little box. 😂