Are you AI? You have to tell me if you’re AI, it’s the law.

git push origin master --force-with-leash

Don’t do that to your master.

Never use --force. Always use --force-with-lease.

Maybe. But is it too late to convince Bush that Iran/Iraq doesn’t have WMDs?

2002? Damn, too late to warn everyone about 9/11.

It’s like Excel is in my code editor.

I just started using Blorp. It’s open source, very smooth, and the developer is quick to respond to bug reports.

16x faster read speeds on large partitions is quite an improvement. How does it compare to Microsoft’s implementation on Windows?

When they say security, they mean their own financial security.

head is the default branch on remotes. Why not local too?

But master is already kinky.

I’m hearing this as:

every single apk you make needs to be registered with google so users devices can “phone home” to verify the app signature.

Talk about privacy.

I prefer horny on dev.

declare function permission(): 'allow' | 'deny' | 'always'

The president was kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a gay enough dude to rescue him?

You can have new lines in your file names. YSAP has a good video/playlist about how to deal with these and many more.

WordPad died for this.

Marketing doesn’t target nerds. It targets their boss who is likely to enforce usage of the tool.

Did cancer win?

Me: Puts a boolean into sqlite

Me: Asks for that boolean

SQLite: “Here’s that int you asked for”