I’m definitely the “um yeah I sure hope it does”

“as others have said”

bro is the others

a family wreath

My backhand in tennis is much more powerful than my forehand, so it must mean “strong” or “powerful”, it only makes sense

Okay. Then where should I order my food and buy my clothes?

Fentanyl patches are pretty dangerous. The package insert explicitly warns you not to get the patch on your fingers or hands because the substance gets absorbed into the body more quickly than intended. It also warns against cutting a patch in half (or using otherwise damaged patches) because that too increases the rate at which the patch releases the medicine.

Don’t tell me

What to do

You’re not my dad

I saw a video once about how people could use thermal imaging to see what (metal) keys you pressed on an ATM, so usually I’ll rest my entire hand on the keypad for a second when I’m done

a know-it-all maybe, which I guess is three words, but the lil stripes inbetween are masking it

Quick is so goated. I went there as a kid with my parents, but as an adult I just defaulted to the McD that was closer and kinda forgot about it. When the first tariff kerfuffle reared its head I started going back, and it’s just better in every way.

owo

Well there’s yer problem