You’re right, no human being would stack books like this

That alien doesn’t even have a numeral for 4, so it wouldn’t have a word for it either. If it speaks English, uses base 4, and uses the same words we do for numbers, it would sound like this when counting rocks: “One, two, three, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, twenty…”. But when it says “twelve”, it means the same thing as when we say “six”.

The joke: In any base X, the Xth number is always the first number to require a second digit. Base 4 goes 1,2,3,10,11,12,13,20,21,etc. Base 7 goes 1,2,3,4,5,6,10,etc.

I don’t know if this has already been suggested (and don’t have time to read all the comments) but penis whittling.

He’s about to become even more Christian. He’s going to join the Westboro Baptist Church.

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People used to willingly move to the US from other countries. OP could be one of those people.

It would give people joy for free. We can’t have that. They might spend fewer credits on dopamine capsules, and then Dopamine Corp would have slower growth next quarter.

That’s the MAGA version the dunk tank

This is 390,000 years before God created the Earth, which makes it even more impressive

He was 42 when he wrote the words pictured above