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Megabonk!

Item: Thunder Mitts

Flavor Text: “Upon hitting an enemy, clap their cheeks so hard it generates a lightning strike.”

NO FUCKING WONDER!

I was messing around with a new fedora install last night and when I clicked the “Linux compatible “ button nothing changed and I could not figure out why. Everything was just able to be installed. This is great!

Shadatay!

What makes you think that? Genuinely curious.

Honestly I feel like the words are wrong but the ideas make sense. No sour (acid) or alkalis (basic cleaners) no sunlight shoot (chute maybe?) (direct sunlight). It’s definitely Engrish but it’s not horrible.

Thanks to Severance I know they got black watermelons.