“English, motherfucker! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!”
Ha, this was my very first thought.
“Nah man, I’m pretty fucking far from OK.”
I’ll be back
Terminator, terminator 2, commando, running man, twins, total recall, ….
My papa when he went to buy cigarettes…
I won’t be back
You’ll be back. Soon you’ll see.
Hasta la vista, baby
“Yippee-Ki-Yay, Motherfucker!”
Now I have a machine gun… ho…ho…ho
May the Force be with you
So you even know who I am? Uh, I think I do. Weren’t you one of the little rascals?
It’s got electrolytes!
Plants crave them!
“It’s got electrolytes and shit!”
The Thirst Mutilator!
I’ll have one after I’m done baitin’
Thats what she said. (wrong movie I know)
Mama always said, life was like a box of chocolates!
“It’s just a flesh wound”
“One ring to rule them all…”
One ring to find them
One ring to to bring them all…
Fly, you fools!
“YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”
“There is no spoon”
You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
It’s really too bad right wingers / incels love using the red pill as a metaphor
“Surely you can’t be serious.” “I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.”
You killed my father. Prepare to die.
INCONCEIVABLE
Wilson!!!
I did not hit her. It’s not true. It’s bullshit. I did not hit her. I did naaaht.
Oh hi Mark.