I’ve always wondered what pets thought of kisses. “Oh God they’re tasting me!!! Oh whew I guess I’m not ready to be consumed”

That truly is my cat’s biggest concern. She hates being held at all, but she does like being combed and petted as long as she happens to be in the mood for it.

Be honest, you would also feel awkward being picked up and kissed by a weird smelling giant multiple times a day