We should legalize piracy on the high seas - but only if the pirates stick entirely to sailing vessels, weapons, and attire appropriate to the 17th century golden age of piracy. You can raid commercial shipping if you want, but you have to do it in a tiny wooden sailing boat, armed only with a swords and flintlock muskets. Also no radios or modern technology of any kind.
i don’t think there should be punishment for crimes that are objectively funny
Hitting politicians with pies (assuming no actual bodily harm occurs). Inserting an “i” into “to let” signs. Placing garden gnomes in people’s gardens. Setting off speed cameras on a unicycle.
We should legalize piracy on the high seas - but only if the pirates stick entirely to sailing vessels, weapons, and attire appropriate to the 17th century golden age of piracy. You can raid commercial shipping if you want, but you have to do it in a tiny wooden sailing boat, armed only with a swords and flintlock muskets. Also no radios or modern technology of any kind.
Why?
I think they’re riffing off:
Hitting politicians with pies (assuming no actual bodily harm occurs). Inserting an “i” into “to let” signs. Placing garden gnomes in people’s gardens. Setting off speed cameras on a unicycle.