makmarian@kbin.social to Linux@lemmy.ml · edit-22 months agoWhat would an ENSH*TTIFIED Linux distro look like? [video]tilvids.comexternal-linkmessage-square118fedilinkarrow-up1198arrow-down138
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minus-squaredarkpanda@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up22·2 months agoExit codes from processes are damage points that you take against your HP. When your HP runs out, the distro reformats itself to a clean state.
minus-squareTakios@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoInstead of reformatting it just logs you out and demands buying a Heal Crystal for 350 Linux Diamonds. You can buy Linux Diamonds in packages of 400 for just 9.99 or buy the 800 package to get a 10% discount!
Exit codes from processes are damage points that you take against your HP. When your HP runs out, the distro reformats itself to a clean state.
Instead of reformatting it just logs you out and demands buying a Heal Crystal for 350 Linux Diamonds. You can buy Linux Diamonds in packages of 400 for just 9.99 or buy the 800 package to get a 10% discount!