“I shat in my bed, can I sleep in yours?”
Amber Heard, is that you?
When I was an edgy and cynical generic college liberal, I once said “Hello. How would you like to join me for a predictable ‘eat or drink something’ ritual that implies politely that I am sexually attracted to you?”
It worked for a brief relationship, but still. Not exactly strong foundations were laid with that.
“Damn girl you shit with that ass?”
Has to be up there
I once tried the most cliche of them all - did it hurt when you fell from heaven. She actually found it funny. In the sense that it’s so stupid that it flips around and becomes funny. Nothing ever came of it but we had a nice chat on the otherwise empty train.
imo the purpose of those cheesy lines is more to break the ice and get your prospective partner to laugh and loosen up rather than to swoon them, sounds like it worked to me.
imo the purpose of those cheesy lines is more to break the ice […] rather than to swoon them
wait so you guys actually get to continue the conversation after saying the line?
Me? Definitely not lmao. I met my current and only partner on a discord server for depressed people and we bonded over being weird shut ins
Watching team America at the movies, leaned over to my date and said “I promise I will never die”
Worked a treat!
Want to come to my place and drink mead?
It wasn’t meant as a pick up line, I simply wanted to drink mead with someone without paying bar prices. Worked out that way, though.
Did she turn up dressed like a 15 century tavern wench?
No, but that is stuff she would wear on other occassions, being into ren fairs ;)
In a man vie theater: STFU to a girl a row behind me. It worked.
I don’t get it. He told her to STFU? And she liked it and was “picked up”?
Sorry, lots of typos in previous message.
So yes, I was in a cinema and told a girl to stfu. Next day she saw me in a bar, recognized me and was like: “fuck that, you told me to stfu. It was you.” We dated for a month or so.
“Hey, you like Rob Zombie movies?” (We have been together for 7 years now.)
At a club, I just asked her “Wanna make out?” and we did. Very weird that worked.
In high school, I dm’d a guy in my class “you’re handsome bro”
His response was something like, “you too man I appreciate it!”
We both assumed each other were straight after that, but like a week before graduation, he randomly tells me he had a crush on me. And when I tell him I felt the same, he was like “damn I assumed that DM was probably only a compliment”
Does this guy think straight men often slide into the DMs to tell other men they’re handsome?
Me: Have you ever had your bellybutton kissed?
Her: Yes, of course I have.
Me: From the inside?
It didn’t work, but she laughed.
Can someone explain this ?
My immediate thought was pregnancy
