Take it to the police and ask them. They have a lot of experience with that sort of thing and will be able to give you a super quick response.
Oh, it’s super easy. What’s your address?
It’s super easy, but it depends on your address.
Just eat it. The whole thing. One sitting.
Paint the body black, then follow the usual instructions for hiding the body of a black male.
Find a garage labelled “Dead N***** Storage”
Wow, do this many people really not get the reference? I thought it was funny
You got any pigs handy? The eat anything.
Someone already suggested bringing it to the cops earlier in this thread
From all the times this is asked on Reddit, apparently you put yogurt up the bum
No! That’s how you get liquid ass!
The old classics - remove the teeth, hands and any medical implants and find:
- somewhere they are pouring fresh concrete; or
- a newly dug grave awaiting a burial in the morning;
- slice open their gut and dump the weighted corpse out into deep water.
Then come back and tell us all about it.
That concrete idea is genius. Has it proven effective in the past?
The smell will permeate. Mythbusters tried it with pig carcasses.
Dump the body in a self driving car. By the time they find it while digging out the car, you’ll be miles away.
Who did you kill this time?
Sounds like it’s getting brutal over there on lemmy.world
Paint him brown or black. Nobody will bother to look, and if someone finds him, odds are great that they’ll find some gussied up excuse that he had it coming.
Got a spare car? Hide it in the back and take it to a scrapyard. They tend to have some nice shredders
Woodchipper. Just be sure to do it in the middle of the night when it’s impossible for anyone to hear you because they’re sleeping.
Hide it near a police station - who’d ever check near a police station? But make sure it’s very close to it - closer the better; it’s like a spit in their face.
What if they smell it
My spit doesn’t smell that bad.
Gonna need a rug and some moving dollys