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10 months agoI wouldn’t use twitter if they paid me
I wouldn’t use twitter if they paid me
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I would if given the chance, I really don’t like people.
My parents bought a ‘luxury’ SUV because it was the only electric vehicle that fit their needs. Despite all the ‘luxury’ features, I’d prefer a Honda Civic or something due to a number of incidents with the POS infotainment system, the most notable of which is when it TRIED TO CALL 911 because its voice command function misinterpreted some background noise as a prompt.
The only reason it didn’t get us arrested for abusing emergency services is because we were in an area without cellphone reception.
My cat prefers to drink the water that has pooled in the shower