actually, thats a myth. the director of that documentary scared that herd of lemmings off the cliff with his helicopter. they arent suicidal.

I was shooting for a corruption of pussycat.

I’d know.

yeesh, great idea but workshop that name

sorry i left the 4 billion in my other pants. guess its begging and mooching for, uh… 63 thousand years.

I’ve heard that before but I only have an american public education. If I actually looked for historical examples, I wonder what I would find?

ant farm

there’s a really cool art bar near me that i think is going to be the thing i miss the most when i leave… if i can leave…

The Poor

thanks, als.

motherfucker? how dare you assume i have not travelled while also admonishing me for unwarranted assumptions?! fuck all the way off hypocrite.

The right to access must necessarily include the right not to access. Freedom of religion is meaningless if you’re not also free to reject religion. Freedom of speech is meaningless if you’ve no right to remain silent. etc.

i was homeless for two years. asshole.

if you’re this disturbed by the thought of not having access to toilet paper, carry your own wet wipes.

what a take

why wouldn’t i just ask chatgpt for health advice directly and skip the middleman?

if you can get something long and slender and relatively strong you can usually destroy the speaker.

edit: don’t stick your dick in the speakerbox.

looks like I hit the nail on his character

if thats really what you think this looks like then your discernment is… unreliable

promise?

very much a product of their time

The damned thing is I really like history, I thought I hated it for the longest time but it turns out I was just badly taught. I just feel like… i’m not trying to join a book club.