Cap

The probability that a monkey would throw its shit against the wall and have it look exactly like Shakespeare is, on the other hand, extremely likely in our lifetime.

Can’t believe that glass at the bottom of the photo has survived being on the counter without a cat pawing it off.

Yea I thought about that 5 minutes after posting. 1970s Boeing was competent.

I’ll take “Things not built by Boeing” for 800, Alex.

Sounds like the hamster wants out.

Jesus Take The Wheel

I have a sneaking suspicion this is an alien trap. They know we can’t resist caves! I bet that thing is full of probes.

Welp, I need to get my brain checked. First thought was “angel having orgasm”.

Heat + Old(er) + Rocky Greek Island + Hiking = Death

I think this math checks out.