You can fucking what?

In the winter you can trek through the arctic on the ice sheets to Svalbard, which is in Europe

I have 3 monitors, what am I?

Barney’s magic ringtone

The rains have ceased, and we have been graced with another beautiful day. But you are not here to see it

I made a PowerPoint presentation to convince them to let me play monster hunter when I was 13.

They let me.

It was raw. My grandpa loved it though.

What happened yesterday?

Minke whale. I’ve had hákarl and I prefer that over minke whale.

Have you tried turning it off and in again?

oof

The chainsaw was first used to saw bone, not trees. This was before anesthesia.

Personally, when their actions start harming others.

Your mom is in a cat cult?

I’ve never heard anyone use the term “consumable item” outside of games.

Then no

Is the microwave the server or is it the UI?

I work with embedded programming. I am not the first person you should ask to make a website for you…

Skull decompression. I had to have a cage or something like that screwed to my skull for a gamma knife operation to kill a brain tumour. I had to keep my head completely still for over an hour, so they screwed the cage to my skull, and then to the table itself. The skull gets a bit compressed and I really felt the pressure, but it didn’t hurt that much and I got used to it pretty fast. The worst part is when they take it off and your skull decompresses. Worse than a migraine.