How about I get you a spoon so you can eat my arsehole?

Thanks

Right now

My fiancée is in the US and we’re working on getting her the fuck out of that backwards shithole

So just her.

The way the US spells things is stupid

Yep I’ve held electrical qualifications for over twenty years and have some of the most stringent qualifications in the world, and the US shit is a joke

The worst thing is that people think it’s safer because of the shitty low voltage.

Intelligence

There’s a good chance that they’re stupid and hateful

Two character traits that are often celebrated in 'Murica rather than being condemned

In the same part of the world, but closer to the heart of the city

I love how peaceful and quiet it is where I live, but if money was no object I could have the same thing but with all the fun things to do on my doorstep

GB “news” is a fucking disgrace

Yep

A very long way from the Netherlands

The Dutch are actually remarkably racist

That depends on how far we are going and charging stations on the way

Yep

Good luck to you

You’re going to need a guillotine

I’m in!

There are actually a few different pathways for immigration

My fiancée is American, and we’re working on her getting a partner visa, but there are options for people who have skills in areas where we are short, especially if you’re interested in moving to a regional area rather than one of the big cities

It’s literally a drop in the ocean

There’s real shit they could be worrying about

I guarantee they do nothing about shithead smokers flicking cigarette butts down the drains

When someone has to meet a KPI

'Murica…

Every day I’m grateful that I live in a civilised country

No shit

He has never thought that rules apply to him. His type are above rules. Rules exist for them to control us, but only us

He’s a toff, Tory cunt.

Just fuck off, please

Oh, you’re back

And just as stupid as ever

Your ability to come up with false equivalences is almost impressive

Don’t breed.