My exact thought: surely they’ll be prosecuted under this law, right? Right?
My exact thought: surely they’ll be prosecuted under this law, right? Right?
The Res-erection of Christ
Lucky! I went and all they had was a piece of shitzhu
She’s loaded with meat! She’s got more meat than a cow!
Leela: Space bandidos have been operating in this quadrant so you’ll each take 8-hour shifts guarding the safe. First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.
Fry: Wait, hold on. I don’t like the sound of that. Let’s just go alphabetically
Leela: OK. First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.
Fry: Wait, let’s go by rank.
Leela: OK. First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.
Fry: Flexo outranks me?
Flexo: That’s “Flexo outranks me, sir”!
It’s the part of the pig that’s best for fryin’, yeehaw!
Chicken or fish? Or poop?
Ok that got a legit LOL out of me, well done
Or the UK band Travis
This guy should run for office! He’s a shoe in with locker room / wood shop talk like that
Arriving deputies, the sheriff’s office reported, said the father, who lives in the home, told officers he found Austin with his 15-year-old child and dialed 911.
Inside the home where the child lives, deputies reported
Why is the AI that wrote this trash so dedicated to reminding us that people live inside their own homes??
Delayed for US carriers?
Boebert rails against Beetlejuice, then beats her date til he juices
I’m sad this didn’t get more up votes, it works on 2 levels
When Kanye publicly announced Bush Jr hated black people, highlighting the long history of racism by republican presidents, and
That journalist who threw the sneaker/shoe at Bush Jr in protest of the Iraq war
George W. Bush hates sneakers
Wish this would come back to game pass. Sea of Stars got me hankering for jrpg again
Nothing says buy seal penises like… Taylor swift?
Is the simulation collapsing into a Swift-ularity? She’s suddenly at the center of everything, including seal meat. Wtf
They’re losing the culture war, both at a societal level and a political one. So they’re lashing out, ideally with what are the last gasps of their regressive ideology
“Why are you trying to have the federal government come in and tell us what we can do in our own state? Prime example that the federal government is not focusing on what they need to be.”
Bro needs to look up the meaning of the word discourage
I believe he was referring to the dude who’s appendage was burnt to a crisp. You know, char leg man