It’s only a model…

Back in the flash game days, big games had their own mini loading screen games since they could take a few minutes to load the main game. One of them on Miniclip or Newgrounds was just driving a school bus at noght down a road that turned with very limited visibility. The bus got faster until you crashed. No real objective, just a keep-your-mind-occupied thing like the Chrome t-rex. I always really enjoyed that game, no idea why.

I tried looking for it after a few years had gone past just because i thought it would be fun, no dice. A year or two later, that era in internet gaming came up in conversation and j checked again, but nothing. I checked for it every time I thought about flash games and had a few minutes, but never found it over the years. Then they shut down Flash.

Never found one screenshot on Google, one blog post, one game comment or anything that reaffirmed my knowledge in its existence. But I know it was there.

Hail Zorp!

Fuck, first I’m hearing of the sale or anything. Like most things in my life, I picked it years ago and never bothered to switch because it works. Might have to give some of these alternatives a shot. I just want pretty phone

Same, but i haven’t even played the first one. I gotta stop doing that…

What… what do you think the blue part of blue cheese is?

She doesn’t do the stompy stomps when she gets scratches, she does it in protest when we stop. Usually accompanied by vocal protest as well. She’s gotten very pushy about being the one who dictates the end of scritches. Her butt and back are her favorite spots. She immediately turns around after the petting starts, even when shes just been groomed.

The name is just because being named after a warrior queen seemed badass.

Oddly enough, I had another dog many years ago who also looked almost identical, Callie. One of her ears flopped down after adolescence but the other never did. I always lovingly made fun of her for being lopsided. The resemblance was a complete coincidence, no relation or anything.

Callie:

Looks almost exactly like my Boudicca, they could be siblings! Paco is amazing

Hell, they’ll look them straight in the eye with greasy lips smiling wide and sincerely say, “Thank you.”

We’re gonna need a bigger M&M’s tube…