I’d sooner take a sledge hammer to it

That site is hilarious

That article gave me more questions than
answers about the corpses so I had to look this up

https://apnews.com/article/colorado-funeral-home-bodies-pueblo-coroner-e5178e0639e1ee3cb3955effbfce55f4

The joke is even funnier on my client

Eh, I’ll be generous to OP and say that it’s a little funny if you aren’t empathizing with it.

Nobel lauriet most people have never heard of smoking weed is funny, “bong hit” in a headline is funny, sudden and unforseen twist of including Taliban is funny. The headline a wild ride… But the moment you comprehend it and humanize it, it isn’t funny.

Literally the only reason I bought a pixel. If they do this and it isn’t shit, it my current pixel might be my first and last.

I use librewolf via nix home-manager to declaratively configure preferences, plugins, engines, bookmarks, and policy settings. My librewolf configuration module is my largest config file by far… At least I don’t need to reapply it by hand anymore, but I really wish Firefox didn’t suck so much.

Here’s hoping ladybird is a success.

They’ll never control the hacker known as 4chan

I enjoy using NixOS with Impermanence for servers.

settings can’t be changed if you nuke them from orbit and create them fresh on every boot. To get the same behavior on windows, you’d probably need an image-based system and neutered updating

Switched to Linux full time at the start of 2025 and haven’t looked back. I fully intend to go the rest of my life without using windows again.

Believing one’s tragedy is the greatest

Erotic roleplay via SQL…

DELETE FROM wardrobe
WHERE item = 'pants' AND owner = 'you';

Sounds incredibly boring. Life is messy and can get very convoluted; this seems like neither. They should count their lucky stars he didn’t knock her up and get an abortion and break up and get hooked in meth that you sell him and you run away together resulting in your sister disowning you out of spite because she still loves him, all while your mom finds out your dad was fucking the poolboy for the last decade. Now that causes tension! This is a Monday. Live your life and tell them to grow up.

I’m sponsored by Big Gay to promote liking cocks. They have a good health plan which includes free prostate exams. The PTO is a bit underwhelming tho; they really expect you to push cockliking 24/7, 365. It’s hard

JXL is the rightful heir to the throne and none of these treasonous corporate usurpers in the court can convince me otherwise. I’ll never bow to the Webp or Avif factions. While it looks bleak, I pray the crown finds its way to the head of the true king. Long live the Jpeg bloodline!

But really, webp was pushed because it supports DRM and avif is an implementation detail turned feature afterthought just because webp adoption sucked as much as the format does. I love AV1 for video but avif isn’t fit for purpose and webp is garbo. I really wish they didn’t take jpegxl out behind the shed for no good reason… It has some awesome engineering.

Me typing “big titty anime girl” into a NSA SCIF

As someone who has done a lot of stuff with LLMs: this is a completely, unironically, real (and dare I say: likely) possibility. Except it just has to be gaslit into thinking it was given a bribe; you don’t actually need to give it one…

Yeah and the bang bus stands as a symbol for celibacy

Pfft come on. I watched ISIS beheading videos when I was a kid and I turned out just f-… Hm.

I’ve been been deepdiving the cryptcom privacy space over the last week, refreshing my knowledge that was last updated about a decade ago. Signal spooks me because of the number requirement and centralization, but the tech is fine. Matrix is the new hotness but the clients kind of suck. I wonder if there are any i2p based apps? But Signal (or in my case, Molly-FOSS) seems to be fine for most purposes. Unless you’re the secretary of defense… There’s always Tox if you don’t mind the fact that it’s in dev and unaudited.