Apparently mice used to do this with old matches, before the invention of safety matches.

And yet nobody is surprised.

You just dont understand business!

/s

The number one thing to ruin a porn video is my ejaculating about 10 seconds earlier.

Not one of the smartest? According to the powers that be, my washing machine is the dumb one.

Metre*

As a brit, the only thing I care about is the extra 68ml I get in my pint.

I see that the would be assassin died yesterday.

I work away for long periods at a time. I did hear about the steel but not its resolution.

I remember all the hubbub about the steel but I had heard nothing about rail. Thats excellent news. All i hear is the bad news going on in the UK, for some reason.

Wait. The rail and steel are being nationalised? I’ve heard nothing of this.

I was surprised when I read heart of darkness, that, for me at least, the final gut-punch of the tale isn’t a dying man thinking of the horror he had wrought and seen, but the protagonist getting back to the man’s wife and lying to her, telling her his last thoughts were of her. It isnt something that would have worked for Apocalypse Now, but I didn’t expect such a short novel to hide a completely different ending mood. I still think about it, years later.

I don’t know why my brain refuses to let it go, but Graeme Norgate’s Astrolander from Timesplitters 2 is short and very sweet.

Also theres the opening theme from Escape from the Planet of the Robot Monsters.

Oh actually also the Italy round of Road Rash 3. I once worked in an Italian restaurant and would whistle this without knowing it was taken from some famous Italian opera, and the owner asked me how I knew the music, and I didn’t have the heart to tell him.

Isn’t the campaign just titanfall 2?

Yeah but it’ll come for them. The CEO makes a lot of money and is often times just a decision maker and spokesman. Both things that the “bros” are saying will be able to be done via AI, soon enough.

That’s what I don’t get, if this stuff is supposed to be saving money for the shareholders, surely the CEO sees the writing on the wall.

I honestly can’t think of anything better than being in a room with 100 Boxer dogs.

At the end, the sofa and blanket would have to be huge to fit us all on it, though.

This feels like a post from 2019.

Off his fucking tits on copium.

He’s the future highest profile instance of jury nulification.