But see, that would require reading the article and not just the headline.

Now I wanna see Barclay in the holodeck playing Murdock in an A-Team simulation on Lower Decks.

In a somewhat related vein, I also had the idea of Scott Bakula playing Archer, but he’s actually Sam Beckett from Quantum Leap having leapt into Archer.

I read Atlas Shrugged because the designer of Bioshock said it was the main inspiration for the game.

I didn’t realize they were making fun of it until after I read it. I don’t remember why I read The Fountainhead, but after that one I realized she just fucking sucks.

“Dolphins are intelligent!”

“Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.”

To crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

Anything and everything written by Ayn Rand.

Alright… So what the fuck am I supposed to do with 2.5m ants?

I sure hope I never encounter you on the road while you’re sleep cooking in your camper van.

Someone else’s genitals on my face.

I’d like to be in it.

Lemme break Bonnie Blue’s record and get that shit on video.

The vast majority of the friends I had in the past were met online, including the only one I have rn who I met via BARQ, so no. If anything, it’d be worse.

I’d also probably be way dumber than I already am.

Real.

Pricey? I just go out in the woods and take one for free.

Big Brother and ICE can ligma nuts.

I don’t use RPGMaker because I didn’t care for Ruby and afaik, they still use it as the scripting language.

I’ve been saying we should go back to calling it Grid Iron because it sounds cooler. But now we have to keep it so this motherfucker isn’t made happy.

“We are sorry for upsetting you.”

Upsets them even more

It’s a Like/Dislike button, and I find it pretentious to treat it any other way.

https://techcrunch.com/2025/11/18/cloudflare-blames-massive-internet-outage-on-latent-bug/

They certainly are trying with calling people who hate Trump by calling it “Trump Derangement Syndrome.”

Something they (Cloudflare) said recently about the last big outage is that there is some bug in some part of their system that isn’t their own code/product and the developer of that thing isn’t fixing the bug.