“Can a reporter please ask Trump why he posted an AI video of himself dropping poop on me from a fighter jet?” Sisson posted on X early Sunday.

No, sir, the media is controlled by corporate interests and never push back on any of them ridiculous things this administration claims or does. Why would they start now?

You can’t be expected to have a successful AI program without the release of the full text of the Epstein files (minus protection for the victims, of course).

With rhetotic like that, “Dr.” Oz may need to start worrying about neck cuts.

Same. Don’t leave me here.

The Gulf of Latin America

Or recipe reviews.

“I didn’t have flour, so I substituted lard. I also didn’t have sugar, so I substituted salted cod. Worst cake ever. 1 star.”

I always just pictured Santa Clause.

“On, Comet! Ondansetron! On, Donner and Blitzen!”

Eptifabatide. My favorite drug name and people have a hard time with that p to t transition apparently, but it rolls off the tongue for me. Abciximab is another good one, but I’m pretty sure someone just wanted a name to start with ABC.

Nope.