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The monkey’s paw curls…
Around hitlers dick
The monkey’s paw curls…
Around hitlers dick
FYI teams has a setting to block direct calls and an automated voice message for missed calls.
Mine has been set to reject calls and play an automated message letting the caller know to ping me first on teams ever since my company decided it was an amazing idea to forward every employee’s office phone number/calls to our God damned teams account.
I despise spam calls and refuse to take calls unless asked first
A thief to be
Looking for opportunity
In bigger company’s C levels manage VPs who manage directors who manage managers
It’s management alll the way down
Honorable mentions that could be swapped with any of my bottom 4:
Eve online
Total war Warhammer 2/3
Baldurs gate 3
Minecraft
Elden ring
Borderlands 2
Pokemon emerald
Fallout 4
Monster Hunter world
Chivalry II
Gears of war 2
PUBG
Escape from Tarkov
Call of duty: World at war
Roughly in that order
$The$same$company$that$bundles$ bloat/mal/spyware$on$new$devices$
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Maybe you wouldn’t
Such a dumb name
They should be called hangy-hearers
Yes
They are called CEO CIO or CTO
Xcom2 had a nice “feature” where if you hit capslock right when the mission starts to load it paused all animations and actually loaded the damn mission far quicker than normal
🏴☠️
Its perfectly safe to burn any and all trash
Especially batteries
Another win for the male-ocracy
QA is not a capitalizable expense or something anyways that’s why we havent given you a decent raise since you got promoted
Now get back to working your 3 jobs you software engineering qa testing devops piece of … valued member of the team
No theyve already been dumped in the nearest river
Public domain should be 20 years not 80
No no i think we can get blood out of this stone if we try hard enough
Hell yeah.
Fuck adobe.
I submitted a complaint about this exact thing to one of the government sites so im going to pretend I had a part in this