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White Knuckles by Five Finger Death Punch
Autistic, ADHD, and fuckin tired 😮💨
White Knuckles by Five Finger Death Punch
Do those not have exoskeletons??
There isn’t one.
The fact that any of us are alive at all is a cosmic fluke.
You can try to make one if you want but it’ll only hold meaning to you. Isn’t that good enough?
Is it sad that I want certain people to recognize me but not everyone?
I got socked trying to break up a 5 man brawl at a steak n shake.
Pulled a guy off another guy and he turned around and punched me in the eye. That was right before someone threw a chair through one of the windows.
Everyone just kinda stopped after that and the dude that punched me apologized.
That was kind of the end of the whole ordeal as everyone just kinda left real quick.
Yeah but in my experience with those smaller trucks if you get stuck going forward you’ll almost always be able to back out of it.
I’m mixed handed. Not to be confused with being ambidextrous.
Mix handedness (cross dominance) is where each hand is used for different things. I write and use silverware with my left hand but if I were to throw a ball or punch something I’d use my right hand.
Most of the time it results in me not knowing which hand doing a particular thing will be most comfortable with until I do it.
I was reading porn on my grandma’s laptop cause I was bored at a holiday get together.
Laptop battery died but I’m old so I’m not used to laptops saving your data when powered off.
I plugged the laptop in and went about my day. 20 minutes later all I hear is “what are you doing looking at this kind of smut?”
Luckily I was halfway out the front door to go smoke when I heard it so I was able to play it off like I didn’t.
Grandma doesn’t hug me the same…
I’m not a bad person. That’s all I really care about.
Damn Zetsu didn’t know you hated yourself that much
Ngl I know nothing about water pillows I’m just using conjecture from having used a water bed.
If you have pets of any kind it’s inevitable that somethings gonna pop.
Probably the same reason waterbeds fell out of style.
They’re more trouble than they’re worth.
I’ve always had an uncanny ability to predict future events.
I’m not saying I’ve got special powers and can see into the future I’m just really good at noticing patterns and gaining conclusions from those patterns.
And humans are very predictable.
“Everything happened exactly like you thought it would. Just like always…”
Not me but my partner is 36 yrs old and can’t swim.
I made a chef salad at work which usually comes with just ranch.
I added a sweet Thai chili sauce to it and it was honestly really fuckin good. The sweetness from the chili sauce really brought out all the regular flavors of the salad and ranch
Shitposting, asking dumb questions, and calling out logical fallacies when I see them.
And just generally being a nuisance.
I’ll take one for the team.
Put the nuclear waste in my basement.
Honestly that’s why I hate sports. It started out as just disliking it but after working food service my whole life I’ve grown to hate sports due to how much it affects my job.
The bear would eat women alive while they simp for an actual killer.