That’s a particularly bad one. I dont know if you win but you’re up there for sure

Thanks for the memories! “Af-af-after-noon-delite!”

That sounds exhausting

And you’ll be older tomorrow. There is no escape. Being a dick about it won’t help.

It’s web-scale!

Honestly, web analytics are just stupid unless your business is selling ads. Its just vanity outside of that business case

SSB can use the internet to share encrypted messages via hubs/servers, but it also can share the same messages peer to peer in a mesh sort of setup without the internet using a ‘gossip’ protocol within a local network. It was invented by a sailor who was regularly away from WiFi due to being at sea.