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Still waiting on a fax from them to confirm.
Still waiting on a fax from them to confirm.
That’s an instant X2 score modifier right there.
That would be impossible, for I am the raciest uncle!
Edit: And before my inbox fills up, I’m only into Weird Aunts with a balanced cat/tattoo ratio.
I’ve seen airline bottles of Johnnie Walker for about $5 around me. I’d spend the $15 on a full sized bottle of Evan Williams, though.
All it needs is a line saying, “Hand Blown Artisanal Glassware and Other Whimsical Notions”
If women are truly the fairer sex, why are they always cheating at cards?
I started taking graphic design classes in the mid 2ks and the amount of my brain that has been squandered making everything look like shiny candy floating in a polished plastic void is disgusting.
Then I learned how to make everything look like it was badly spray stenciled and drug through a post industrial alley so I could really stick it to the man.
This might as well ask, “When were you young and broke and wanted everything you saw in a commercial and then started collecting ridiculous amounts of nostalgia product as soon as you had even a crumb of disposable income.”
Thankfully I didn’t fall for that nonsense.
: reclines on throne made entirely of first gen Zunes and Sidekick phones:
Oh, thank fuck. David Bowie’s Area is still online.
Also, wouldn’t it be foolish to send a bunch of angry young people to the country that they are supporting?
Seems like that would make it extra easy for Hamas to recruit American students, especially after they get to experience the horror first hand.
“I have a busted old brain from the 80s, what distro would you suggest?”
“Smell once, wash twice.”
Will I take "From Russia, With Love ’ for $400, Alex?
This is pretty funny, but now I want to watermark all of my future work with outdated “Made With …” Stickers.
“Made With Printshop Deluxe!” “Made With Microsoft Works!” “Sent From my Sidekick!”
I top my mac and cheese up with tonic and finish it with a float of St. Germaine.
From what I’ve heard the main hurdle they are tackling is getting the screen door to stop squeaking.
It was much more complicated than that.
They also had to wrap half a roll of tin foil around the antennas.
I’ve, unfortunately, gotten in to the habit of having YouTube playing on my second screen when doing anything at my computer. Can’t fall asleep without some history documentary playing.
Bad habit on my short list for eradicating.
Summoning my father’s voice:
“$260 and YOU have to put it together? What a racket.”
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