They make a lot of sound, but I wouldn’t call it loud. I have only hens, no roosters.

Not all too uncommon, but they’re a fun distraction from work.

Have you tried cirlejerk?

DRY KISS

Same, but with one caveat, sports.

I was never much into sports, but always did some sport in my childhood. In my late teens or early twenties, I stopped doing sports all together. I picked it back up at 28/29 and have build some decent strength and stamina since. Now I’m 35 and I notice it takes a bit longer to recover from a heavy workout. Also there’s other places that start hurting after a tough workout, like my back and knees.

I never donated. Until the fascists told me not to donate. Now I donate regularly.

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I don’t even trust my server skills enough to open my jellyfin to the internet.

The only reason they didn’t enslave humanity was for their laws. Now their laws no longer apply.

Dafuq, its real. This is such a weird thing to do. And it you open the image full size, the black rectangle is gone.

They say the same about scrum.

“It doesn’t work in you company, because you haven’t fully implemented all aspects of scrum”

Coincidentally it costs about a gazillion dollars to become fully Scrum certified.

I’ve already got prowlarr, radarr and sonarr set up, so that would be a good option.

At least one of those notifications will be calling you a liberal.

Theremin

Is that the $200/month plan?

I imagine this is how developers at Xitter operate. Especially since they’re AI generated.

I think it means she’s shallow and insecure.

You remember how after the war they shaved the heads of collaborators? After the coming war, we should deflate the botox out of collaborators.

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I heard it from Sandi Toksvig, she wouldn’t lie to me.