Sternly Worded Letter incoming.

“He suffered cat-astrophic injuries.”

Don’t ever change, New York Post.

I understood that reference.

RIP to that poor bee :(

Watch his recent interview with Nilay Patel from The Verge. Watching him dance around questions about this was painful.

This man only cares about increasing Alphabet stock prices to ensure as large a golden parachute as possible on the way out.

The bus doesn’t stop when you look at an ad.

Try harder.

Wait. I pay for YouTube with my time, the most important resource I have access to. There’s a level where you pay money and STILL SEE ADS?

This might be the dumbest comment I have ever read on the Internet. That’s like 30 years of comments.

When I asked him why he had gone through so much trouble to get to an Ivy League university only to off-load all of the learning to a robot, he said, “It’s the best place to meet your co-founder and your wife.”

Yikes.

It’s not a lie if you believe it.

How fucking hard is it to not give a Nazi salute?

Don’t threaten me with a good time, Mark.

Oh sorry, you must have just woken from a coma you entered in 1995.

Did he even say “thank you” to Europe for its support?

“Hey Bane……I didn’t hear no bell.”

A direct “donation” to Trump would instantly fix this.