I read fast but I have to go back over what I just read fast like 10 times to extract any meaning from the text. But I’ve never let anyone observe my terrible reading skill so no, never had anyone tell me I read slow

Did that bitch just say “prima-Donald” and then say “no (bad) pun intended”? I’m a little high on weed so maybe I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure that’s what that dumb Fox bitch just said.

Dude shot the wrong part of his body but that’s not a surprise

I think the one time I kept taunting that one guy about fucking his Mom in the butt. He threatened to kill me when I live-streamed it. Fucking ridiculous.

I’m gonna go on twatter and spew how angry I am that some loser did this. I’m absolutely sure that’s not what he wants at all

Maybe even for regrowing fish assholes!

what are a d s? so confused

Not sure why Israel would do that…not smart enough to come with a creative reason…but, damn, I’m a little suspicious now

Also, dementia

True but name a country that has

edit: cool, downvotes and not one answer. like being on reddit again

Lol, these fucking people. How can they not just get completely sick of themselves. I guess it takes having a monkey’s level of self-awareness. I wonder if when they look in the mirror they get confused and aggressive at the thing staring back at them.

edit: I was very harsh on monkeys in this comment and I want to apologize to monkeys everywhere

Shit myself but that’s my answer for most things

But I like money

To me, it’s kind of disappointing that its just another basic bitch right wing turd. I don’t care about image, I just care about brave people acting like chemo therapy and taking out tumors

Sheeeeiiiiiit… In this garbage country, millionaires are pretty much the living wage peoples

I never knew who this prick(kirk) was until he got shot in the neck and died instantly after a disgusting defense of gun rights. I’m glad I know who he WAS now. It’s soothes me when I think about his final words

One of my doctors said it was real but I’m not sure if I should trust him now.

I always thought a bow tie was the same as a woman wearing a bandanna, a declaration that you are gay and that you have pride about being gay.

When I was young and still occasionally went into a department store, I remember having to route my way around the perfume counter so I didn’t get sick. So I guess scents like that inspire avoidance.

I always thought Free Four by Pink Floyd fit that category well.