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Fuck, better hide my ketamine then.

I have a trillion dollars down in my basement you can have Elon.

Shitpact crater.

Hopefully they freeze his pay.

Hahahah wtf is this world anymore, beds getting fucked up because an internet service broke, this is the stupidest timeline.

Drinking, lots and lots of drinking. Like a fuck tonne of drinking, more than an 18 year old should be drinking, alcoholics telling me to slow down amounts of drinking.

“We have done a lot of different things over the years, but sometimes you just forget that you have free will – you can do whatever you want in these spaces,” says frontman and de facto bandleader Stu Mackenzie over the phone in September. “I don’t particularly want to try to start a movement or something like that – I’m happy if other people join. But for us, it was a decision about our music and a decision about what we think is right and what we think is not right. [We decided] we’re just gonna walk and deal with consequences later.”

I knew he was full of shit, but Jesus Christ he was full of shit.

Shut up and tell absofukinglutely no one about it, then I would work out a way to secretly siphon it off to people I like.

And Italians hands constantly look like claws.

DUN, DUN DUN DUN!

I dunno, no one’s told me yet.

Cheers that worked.

I thought they finally broke my modded YouTube app.

Must be fun being able to say crazy shit and have news articles written about it.

Albo: I keep getting texts from random numbers, all saying the same thing… It just says, Cunt.

Jokes on them, I don’t have any mates!

Lol you mean again don’t ya?

Me: You fucking idiot.

Explain this “murder” you speak off.