They’ll just sack some more engineers to cut costs, and hire more sales & marketing.
They’ll just sack some more engineers to cut costs, and hire more sales & marketing.
“if I can’t have it, no one can!”
smashes all the toys before going home
Agreed. See the recent floods in Saudi Arabia due to cloud seeding for rain, for example. They’ve been doing it for years, but suddenly Everything Changed.
Religious zealots.
Misleading headline.
They’re just fucking with him. Giving him some hope, then they’ll take it away again 😔
It’ll be even more awesome when they add entangled AI to everything
Definitely the latter! 😁
I think I work with this guy.
And the ones where you have to discuss what’s coming up in the next meeting. Meetings about meetings. We call them metameetings.
They need to have full calendars so that they look productive. Those meetings are for them, not for you. You still have to attend tho.
That’s coz he’s asleep in court, facing hush money charges
Fertiliser is one option.
They’ll probably try a strongly worded letter, and maybe even escalate to a condemnation if that doesn’t work.
I’m doing my part
Yeah, theme’s rookie numbers when it comes to corruption. She’s not even good at negotiating proper bribes 🙄
A wig? What kind of wig? Tell us more about the wig?
I’ve got a dollar says that one of those solutions is to cut out or simplify the time wasting, spirit-sapping bureaucratic procedures rather than having the “AI” do them for you.
Must be really private then 😕 Sorry, no idea 😕
I read somewhere of a similar implementation using glitter mixed into clear nail polish. Take a close-up photo any time and visually compare with the original, no ML/AI model necessary
Maybe that’s why they are working on brain implants