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As a girl I can confirm that my pee is pink for like 7 out of every 28 days.
MyFitnessPal had a problem with anorexic using the app to compare their disordered eating in competition. From there it went downhill fast.
Hopefully, one with quiet relief.
Mom wouldn’t want you miserable every year because of her.
Loved me some Chip’s Challenge.
Holy crap. Cats fearing ceiling fans is a whole thing. I had no idea!
Thank you so much! Now I have a plan!
I’m renting so I can’t take it down completely and I’m short but I’m going to get a ladder and try to remove the blades. I won’t be able to do it until Friday though…
I put a house in there and a bunch of my clothes (he loves sleeping in my clothes) which had come from the old place unwashed and even that didn’t tempt him. But thank you. I’m going to get my hands on a ladder and try the blades (I’m a short woman). Thank you.
10/10 name! Are you a Name Rater?
Love that the blood is represented.
Period poops finally getting their horrible, horrible time to shine.
I’m a pokemon breeder. You never get to fight me because I’m always telling you whether there’s an egg or not, but if you got to see my perfect IV, perfect EV, perfect nature team, every single one is shiny.
And a side effect of all that needless effort is that I’m frickin loaded.
My appearance is the Alolan girls’ (braids, cowboy hat, overalls).
Need a better, less kinky name for me though.
Yes! Exactly! That guy is a prick!
I hope Davy is fulfilled and happy with his choice of career and he really needs to stop putting bread in The Piano Man’s Jar!
Yes. Exactly.
The thing is, the guy? The character of The Piano Man? He’s a fucking dick! He spends the entire song singing about every single person in this bar, boiling them down to one or two of their least desirable traits- which, by the way, he’s obviously been playing at this bar long enough to get to know all of them well enough to boil them down!- and then he sings about how great he is and how he’s the only joy in their miserable little lives!
I want to get the waitress who’s practicing politics, the men sharing a drink they call loneliness, the businessmen getting stoned, and we are gonna write a song called “The Piano Man is a Fucking Dick Who Thinks He’s Too Good to be Here!” Fuck that guy!
The song The Piano Man fucking sucks.
“Programmed to respond to over 700 questions, none of which include chicken fingers.” - Sergeant Vatred
Holy crap. Thank you.
Sorry I’m OOTL; what quote?
I understand why this is frustrating and am not trying to take that from you, but thought you’d enjoy knowing that the last old lady who I confronted about calling my girlfriend as my girlfriend (in the platonic sense) was genuinely confused about my irritation, since “isn’t that the best part of having a girlfriend instead of a boyfriend? That they’re also your best friend? I always thought you two really got that part right.”
It’s some arethestraightsokay stuff (and happened in like 2004) but I thought it might give you a smile.
“Started?” Here in Tennessee we never stopped calling each other girlfriend.
But as others said, “Partner.” I use it to talk about my boyfriend (since I’m a well-known demi person locally and the sex of whoever I’m with can be a massive question mark.)
He’s crepuscular!