I had a cat that, when she was a kitten, tried to jump up on the toilet, but ended up in it since the lid was up. She was very, very cautious about jumping up on things after that.

Nah, fuck Ubisoft. I’ll never buy one of their games again.

It’s fun to watch clips where people removed the laugh track. The “jokes” really fall flat.

The sleeves looking like they’re touching the food makes me uncomfortable.

This will be extra fun when it hits two-party consent states and lawsuits roll out.

It’s crazy to me that people allow a corporation with a vested interest in selling all the data it can about you to have cameras and microphones placed all over their homes.

Have you seen the new Rangers? They’re at least as big as the F150 used to be.

AC/DC - “Back in Black”

My only option is the local city bus. For me to go eight miles straight east to where my work is, I’d have to transfer twice, go a couple miles north of where my destination is, and leave home at least two hours before my shift. By car, it takes less than 15 minutes.

“Excuse me while I whip this out.”