Alcohol.

Well, your muscle, fat, bone, and nervous system cells are all the same. Those don’t reproduce.

Thanks all. I am one step closer to degoogling and one bite closer to finishing that elephant.

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Yes, we are. Unfortunately, I cannot afford to leave. If I could, my partner and I are unmarried, so it would be hard to find a place we could both move to, and I don’t think she’s willing to leave her dad. This stress has been at a dull roar since last November. I am not OK. I am not OK.

How’s that boot taste?

Will I be able to afford a house before I turn 70?

So if I start drinking this swill, instead of fancy lattes, I’ll be able to afford everything, right?

Nah bro, that bash alias is FULLY documented in .bashrc! Idiot.

They send it to the registered owner and treat it as a parking violation, which does not go on your driving record. The ticket also has a “it wasn’t me” box you can tick to get the fine removed when you mail it in.

I’m so excited that I can’t even decide whether I wanna be the sucker or suckee.

Not automatically, unless you’re only opposed to illegal immigrants of specific races.

I like pornography.

Or “shit, I did in tmux last time so I could close the terminal window.”

…until you press up one too many times and enter the same command but with a typo. Again.

ICQ?

I told all my friends on AIM to create MySpace accounts and add me when I was 18.

Most certainly not.

ct -> d is a not-uncommon OCR fuck up. Maybe that’s the source of it’s garbage data?