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No clue, all i know is that i never have to do more than that, and noone has managed to get it working on windows 🤷‍♂️

When i started learning programming, everything was always a pain to set up, needed to install weird IDEs from shady websites and they only worked half the time. Then a friend showed me linux where stuff just worked out of the box, just slap some code in a textfile and compile it, i never looked back (was working in c/c++ but from what i’ve seen it’s not much better for python)

Every now and then a new hire comes along with a windows pc, every time they decide they want to try to get everything working on windows, after a week they give up.

On linux it’s one pip install and you’re done

Race conditions can make you a racist,
If you

1. Are behind the wheel of a racecar
2. You are on a racetrack

Then there’s no nice way to say it, you might be a racist, drive safe

400? Seconds or years?

Firefox has built-in cookie-deletion when you close the browser/tab, it’s under settings/privacy i believe

If the output was wrong and he blindly trusted it, then none of the people reviewing it noticed anything, then they should all have been fired.

Sounds more like he had it generate the text, he checked that it was correct, then other people checked it and also couldn’t find any issues with it.

Autocorrect also ducks up sometimes, that doesn’t mean you should be fired for using it, unless you’re too dumb or lazy to proofread it yourself and correct mistakes.

I heard a guy saying that linux was trash, he had tried it once but it didn’t have drivers for anything and what did exist was difficult to install
So I asked him when it was that he tried it

I think he said something like 1998…

“So this here is a rock”
“Uhh, in english please?”

How much is a “substantial amount”? There’s not thaaat much porn on e621, most of it is marked safe
Well a lot of it is…
Well some of it is…
I’m relatively sure i saw one marked safe once…

Haven’t had it happen to me, but a guy i know dealt with it but saying “no don’t touch it, it doesn’t bother me”

His screen got covered in porn whenever he turned out on, hot singles in his area…

I had a similar error, though not from the compiler
Error message just read this should never happen

Does being a software engineer who’s also a furry count? Or does it work better the other way around perhaps

shit fetch --all

Fork and knife explosive?! 😱

“i’ll fix that later”
Narrator: “they never did”

He knew something was wrong with it’s memory when the elevator didn’t remember him

Yeah i agree, like who uses X anymore?

I use Wayland btw

Keep that to yourself next time

I use EndeavourOS btw

“we heard you somehow managed to castrate ISIS? On the behalf of the US government, i’d like to thank you for your service”

stdc is just bloat, i implement the methods and do the syscalls myself if i need them

Considering how common rape is in American prisons and how often innocent people are getting locked up, that does not sound unlikely