It’s time to go monopoly busting!

Do you have any social media? Nope.

8gb soldered… my phone has 16gb soldered.

Our local druglord is offering drug protection for kids at schools! Yey! And at $5 bucks, their service is way cheaper than the war on drugs that the cops keep peddling!

Before I can get the kids to their first drug training, I gotta get the truck fixed, and what better way to do that than Joe? Joe may be the drunkest one eyed blind rheumatic paraplegic mute there is, but he’s kept all our cars running pretty good since that one time we accidentally ran him over. The car was making a noise and then it was just fine. Since then we go to Joe’s for regular maintenance. Well, it’s the alley behind Joe’s actually. It might not last, Joe seems to be getting slower and slower and much less talkative. Like the first time we ran him over, he was just blasting his mouth off. Last time he fixed my truck he wasn’t moving around as much and there were more flies around him than usual. Anyway, Joe is the way!

And don’t let Google trick you. They just want more of your data.

Probably.

No!!! Not when porn is so easy to get these days! I need my daily dosage. If this goes through, the we won’t have access to California’s greatest stars ✨🤩 in the business. Everything will be smaller and lower quality and possibly not in English. I only watch the videos for the articles. But if the articles are all in dutch or Chinese or Japanese, how am I supposed to you know? Like do my thing. You know?

So how long do you have left on your mouse subscription before it expires?

You gotta set up that monthly payment on your credit card!

Since devices that compute generate heat, it is a good way to hear your home up in the PNW. Additionally, you get to host websites. Everyone wins.

Better if you mine crypto, cuz any profit is just extra. You get the same results as if you were using a wall heater but you also get something in return.

This is an incorrect assessment of the facks. I believe it to be the same people that hate reddit for banning them…and me. You know… Good people 😁. People who like and say weird shit. People who find useful ways to use reddit…and then reddit finds out it’s useful and replaces you with a bot or someone else…

Reddit’s modo should be “build our communities! And get the fuck out! They’re our communities!”

I am the former admin for r/keitruck and r/Seattlegay. One day I started to notice hate messages. I might have replied. Then I noticed a deluged of that until one morning I got a message saying I was banned. I spent all my fun pandemic free time building those two places. So fuck reddit.