I’ll accept a tablet, but not that condescending attitude towards restaurant workers.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-64498404

I use Wh40k: Mechanicus & Ixion

Malaco Pastellfiskar is the parallel product. They’re made by different companies now, the recipes have diverged over the past 70ish years, and the US version does not meet EU food safety standards. I can find Pastellfiskar in almost any grocery store.