phoenixarise

I’m so ready for the influencer era to be over.

Since when did anyone care what this particular nepo baby thinks, anyway?

lol so trashy. Idiocracy in action.

Oh. Oh no.

See, I’d really like to be graceful about this, but his fans are the kind that want me sent back to Africa, even though my family’s probably been here longer than theirs. That and making jokes about feeding migrants to alligators just a short while ago. You’re welcome to soften the blow for these awful excuses for people, but I will not.

I only watched that show for Jason Alexander. Although Duckman was his much better work.

Boomers pulled the ladder from us, and ran their mouths about it. Absolutely send them in first.

I am absolutely done giving grace to these vermin. My energy is not limitless, and I’m saving it for people that matter.

Jerry Seinfeld has always been a pompous piece of shit. Fuck him and his unfunny horsefaced “comedy”.

Oh, and he fucked a teenager at the height of his show. Release the files.

Sitting and watching a nice bonfire

Too expensive, too many handsy douchebags, just not fun.

Thank you!

lol oh really? That’s interesting. 😂

I can see the powers that be plotting an assassination. A rational, kind leader that doesn’t allow corporate greed? Can’t have that!

Oh I can see it now. “I voted for you! Why won’t you return my DMs?!”

Lisa Simpson

Very. If you’re not careful, it will take over and destroy you.

Don’t use your thumb to check a pulse, you’ll mistake your own pulse for theirs.

ETA: Doh, you said different rooms. 🤦🏽‍♀️😂 Well I’ll still leave this somewhat helpful advice here.

If you use Mlem can you do both?

You can try Xitter.