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I was looking at that one. But opted for the unit with cheek retraction, auto-aim, and testicle cup.
I was looking at that one. But opted for the unit with cheek retraction, auto-aim, and testicle cup.
Even so, no way I’m shaking your hand pal.
Which is like trying to wipe peanut butter off a counter top with just a dry paper towel.
Most people shit the same time every day. If you just nudge your shit cycle to be right before your daily shower then all this hassle goes away
If you stick the wand up your ass it might work even better.
Who was the comedian who said that?
Best wishes for your dad. I hope things get better or that fate gives you peace.
No. If it isnt worth reading now then it isn’t worth reading
well if you want to sit back you can hear a tale…
See if you can find a 3 hour tour to get you started
Most public bathroom tissue is exactly one molecule thick.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR SKEEZIX.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
I sand the surface with 220 grit then apply two coats of acrylic enamel. While the paint is still wet, pock the surface in random locations with a blunted nail and score here and there with a dull screwdriver. When dry, I coat with a thinned down acrylic matte black then wipe with damp rag to smear into cracks and expose the color. Finish with a good polyurethane.
Floorp is made by 3 guys in a basement. Dont count on it being around.
You can look. But you can’t be an ass about it. You can’t leer.
a gun, especially in private hands, has absolutely no reason to exist
Americans phrase it a bit different:
‘Fuckin guns fuck yea!’
The Talaxians are an irritating species; they smell bad and their leader has authoritarian tendencies. It’s probably better that they’re no longer represented in the stellar empire.
You should be ashamed of yourself
Hey there big fella.