Be aware: Newsweek has a history of posting stories that placate and reassure the non-MAGA crowd. I don’t 100% trust their intentions as an organization. Kamala Harris was definitely going to win according to Newsweek, the week before the election.
Fedora is great. Very intuitive.
If buying isn’t owning, then piracy isn’t stealing.
Using “they” as singular. Also, referring to animals besides humans as “he,” “she,” or “they” instead of “it.”
I usually am a grammar nazi, but these are things I do very intentionally.
That reminds me of how when an SUV runs over someone on a bike, it’s a “bicycle accident”.
We’re spending all this money on you now so you can’t grow up and say we didn’t spend money on you when your were a kid.
C’mon now, don’t be ungrateful. I mean… you made the conscious decision to be born, right?
/s, obvously.
Three words: “Weird Al” Yankovic
He and the same guys in his band have been touring together for 40+ years, and the experience shows.
It’s one of the hardest rocking shows out there. Yes, I’m serious.
There will soon come a time when I am only able to shop for a new car at a junkyard.
This is my impression. Kinda like Dick Cheney whispering into George W. Bush’s ear, just… even more openly evil. And that’s saying something.