programmatica@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 11 months agoWhat is a mildly funny way to answer the phone?message-squaremessage-square90fedilinkarrow-up1117arrow-down19
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minus-squarevettnerk@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up49·edit-211 months agoI answered my work phone with “Morgans Morgue; you kill’em, we chill’em” once. My coworker did not expect that and cracked up. I’ve used the same line with different slogan a few times, but that’s the one that worked the best.
minus-squareNewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·11 months agoI’ve used “Joe’s roadside cafe, you kill em, we grill em” before
minus-squareSinningStromgald@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·11 months agoMorts Mortuary! You stab 'em! We slab 'em!
minus-squareHomesliceAbe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·11 months agoMortuary Grill: where yesterday’s grief is today’s beef! Who can I serve you today?
minus-squareteft@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·11 months agoJoe’s Meat Market. Nobody beats Joe’s meat.
minus-squaremisterfenskers@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoExcept for Joe. He sometimes beats his own meat.
I answered my work phone with “Morgans Morgue; you kill’em, we chill’em” once. My coworker did not expect that and cracked up.
I’ve used the same line with different slogan a few times, but that’s the one that worked the best.
I’ve used “Joe’s roadside cafe, you kill em, we grill em” before
Morts Mortuary! You stab 'em! We slab 'em!
Mortuary Grill: where yesterday’s grief is today’s beef! Who can I serve you today?
Nice.
Joe’s Meat Market. Nobody beats Joe’s meat.
Except for Joe. He sometimes beats his own meat.
Also works with “crematorium”